you don't need to be true to yourself to be successful. all you need to be is an ass-kissing, bullshitting smartass. you'll get there. oh also yeah pretend that nobody can see through your games. smile in reply to smirks. force yourself on people who don't give a rat's ass for your charm. it's a great life. when you become famous everyone will forget the royal pain in the ass you were except your manager. he or she never cared to remember. you were good at bullshitting.

foresee a great year for humor.

first achievement - smeared a lil black dot on the staged Q&A. happy me.